Funny Food Quotes

In my opinion, a good laugh is just as foremost to personal condition as eating right and exercise. In fact, if I had to list the top three healthy habits, they would be green tea, broccoli and laughter. Laughter improves our full, state of mind and sense of delight with life, raising our vigor level and causing us to lean less on unhealthy "comfort" Foods. With that in mind, check out these funny Food quotes and remember them the next time you spend some time in your kitchen. You can also register to receive jokes and other funny stuff by e-mail from our team here at Recipe4Living.

Funny Food Quotes

Funny Food Quotes

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Funny Food Quotes

Funny Food Quotes

Share these quotes with your loved ones, sneak them into lunchboxes, and write them on unsuspecting chalkboards and whiteboards everywhere. Laugh it up!

In my experience, clever Food is not appreciated at Christmas. It makes the puny ones cry and the old ones nervous. Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait. Jose Simons

She had always warned them to wave a plate of rice and peas before her nose when she was in her coffin, to make definite there was no mistake; for if a breath of life was left in her, she would sit up and eat, but if she smelled the hopping-john, and did not stir, then they could just nail down the coffin and be definite she was truly dead. Carson McCullers (The Member of the Wedding, 1946)

All I ask of food is that it doesn't harm me. Michael Palin

The most considerable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The primary meal has never been found. Calvin Trillin

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, dead. Woody Allen

Only Irish coffee provides in a particular glass all four considerable food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. Alex Levine

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. Aw Brown

If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste. Jonathan Swift

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not adequate time Cooking. If I wanted a photograph I'd buy a painting. Andy Rooney

My physician told me to stop having intimate dinners for four; unless there are three other people. Orson Welles

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the branch of cheese. Gilbert K. Chesterton

The devil came to me last night and asked what I wanted in transfer for my soul. I still can't believe I said pizza. Friggin' cravings. Marc Ostroff

Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. Enrico Caruso

I put instant coffee in my microwave oven and almost went back in time. Steven Wright

You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. Ronald Reagan

There are five eleMents: earth, Air, fire, water and garlic. Louis Diat

American consumers have no question with carcinogens, but they will not buy any product, together with floor wax, that has fat in it. Dave Barry

I went to a bistro that serves 'breakFast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. Steven Wright

I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone. Tommy Cooper

Funny Food Quotes

Homemade Dog Food Recipes Free

If you owned a pet during the 2007 pet Food recall, you understand all too well why so many people are production their own dog Food these days. And it is not hard to do or as high-priced as you may think.

Homemade Dog Food Recipes Free

Homemade Dog Food Recipes Free

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Homemade Dog Food Recipes Free

Homemade Dog Food Recipes Free

Why preparation your dog's Food at home could be a great choice:

Most of us strive to Supply the very best for our dogs. We make sure they get abundance of exercise, training, love and attention, tend to their medical needs, keep them safe, and believe to be feeding them pet Food that is nutritious and wholesome. But are we? market dog foods use preservatives, dyes, chemicals, fillers, animal by-products, corn, soy, additives, synthetic flavors, and so on. And it is these ingredients, as well as some others, which are production our pets sick and slowly killing them. Pet food associates might have great ad campaigns depicting a yummy healthy meal for our dogs, but have you read the ingredients?

This is why so many people have decided to take matters in their own hands. It's the best way to know what goes into your dog's food. By preparation homemade dog food recipes right in our own kitchens, we know we are feeding our dogs fresh foods and ingredients, without the use of preservatives, synthetic ingredients, or any other contaminates that can harm our dogs.

Preparing homemade meals for your dog is easy and Fast:

If you don't think you have time to cook for your pet, think again. It's super easy to do and you can make a big batch of food, detach daily food portions into freezer bags, and then thaw out as needed. Just be sure you use fresh vegetables or frozen - never canned vegetables.

Chicken dinner formula for Dogs

• 2 pounds of boiled chicken meat finely chopped (no skin or bones)
• 1 cup cooked carrots finely chopped
• 6 potatoes boiled, peeled, and mashed
• 1 cup of cooked lentils
• 2 cups of fresh green beans steamed and chopped (or use frozen)

Finely chop and mash together cooked vegetables or simply mix them all together in a food processor. Then stir in the chopped chicken and detach portions into freezer bags until ready to use.

More homemade dog food recipes: You can come up with lots of recipes by using some other ingredients like turkey, brown rice, oats, potatoes, carrots, zucchini, sweet potatoes, green beans, squash, and peas.

Avoid using the following grains as they have been associated to food allergies: wheat, corn, and soy.

Final tips: all the time consult your veterinarian about the nutritional requireMents for your dog. Be sure to Supply a collection of protein, carbohydrates, and fats. Apprise yourself with the foods that are not safe for dogs to eat (chocolate, macadamia nuts, grapes, raisins, onions, citrus fruits, cold cuts, mushrooms, fatty foods, and cooked bones). Also, when changing your dog's diet, go slow. Too quick of a turn can upset their digestive tract causing diarrhea.

Our dogs depend on us to care for their condition and safety. Be a responsible dog owner. Get all the facts about feeding your dog and then make an informed decision. Don't take for granted that the market dog food you are feeding your treasured friend is healthy because of their fancy ad campaigns.

Always consult your veterinarian before production drastic changes to your dog's diet. Any current condition issues, breed, and life sTAGes will play a part in determining the nutritional needs of your dog.

Homemade Dog Food Recipes Free

recipe - Pumpkin Pie

This is the best pumpkin pie formula I have ever made. You can make it the quick way, using canned pumpkin. However, I find using fresh pumpkin gives it a taste beyond compare. Don't worry about serving this brandy pie to the house - the alcohol in the brandy burns off in Cooking, but leaves behind a marvelous taste blended with the pumpkin and spices.

recipe - Pumpkin Pie

recipe - Pumpkin Pie

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recipe - Pumpkin Pie

recipe - Pumpkin Pie

Brandy Pumpkin Pie

• 1 cup canned pumpkin or 2 cups fresh pumpkin
• 1 cup whipping cream (can also use heavy cream or evaporated milk)
• 3 large eggs
• 1 cup light brown sugar
• 1/4 cup brandy for canned, 1/3 cup for fresh
• 2 teaspoons of pumpkin pie spice, or make your own using: 1 teaspoon cinnamon ½ teaspoon ginger ½ teaspoon nutmeg ¼ teaspoon ground cloves
• 1 pie crust (This can be a store bought one or your own.)
• Whipped cream to top it off

Preheat oven to 400 degrees (F) and get ready your pie crust. Pastry should already be in a pie plate. You will need to partially bake the crust by face it with foil and weighing it down with uncooked rice or dried beans. Bake crust in a 400 degree (F) oven for 10 minutes. Remove the foil and the rice and bake 5 minutes longer. Allow the crust to cool slightly before you fill it.

In the meantime, get ready your filling. If you are using canned pumpkin, then put the pumpkin in a large bowl, add cream and eggs and beat completely with a whisk. Add the pumpkin spice or mix of spices and stir them into pumpkin mixture. Add the brandy and stir.

If you are using fresh pumpkin, you will need to scoop it out of your pumpkin and put it in a Food processor or blender. One medium baking pumpkin should yield about 2 cups of pumpkin. Puree the pumpkin, the put it in a saucepan and cook on low-medium heat for about 30 minutes. Let the pumpkin cool then stride to mix it with the other ingredients in the recipe.

Spoon the filling into the partially baked crust. Bake the pie for 8 minutes in the lower shelf of the oven. Sacrifice heat to 350 degrees and continue to bake another 35 to 40 minutes for the canned pumpkin, and 45-50 minutes for the fresh pumpkin. You can put foil around the crust edges to keep them from burning.  Making a flaky crust is easy with my Fast Food processor recipe.

Your pie is done when a knife inserted in the middle comes out clean. This pumpkin pie freezes well for up to 3 months. You can serve the pie warm or cold.

recipe - Pumpkin Pie